Okay, so my distance vision has deteriorated to the point that last night, I was headed out of L&L lr Trivia and I swore I saw a friend of mine at the end of the bar and didn't have a chance to go over and bug her, so when I was leaving there she was (I THOUGHT) on this bench outside and I walked over and just as I went to tweek her cute little nose, WHOOPS! It wasn't her!. It was this other incredibly delicious looking woman and her boyfriend was very understanding--thus, I'm still alive to tell this tale. Just as I connected I said, "Oh, my GOSH it's not you! I thought you were (mind blank)" couldn't even think of her name. Trying to save the situation I looked at her and said, "You think he bought it?" She said, "Yeah" I wen "Shew! GOT to be moe careful!" and made it safely to my car, looking back occasionally for fear of getting a can of whomp- "butt" opened on me.
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