Wednesday, March 14, 2012

I Did it Again!


I keep doing it. I don't really expect different results but I keep falling for it. There are seasonal foods in the fast food world that come around. Some good, some not. I always look forward to the MacRib when it comes around. ALways a treat. There seem to be forces out to put MacDonald's out of business. Not sure of their motives, but they probably violate the principles of some weirdo cause or another. God bless 'em. Hope they continue to. I've had my fill of causes and people being super-sensitive. This coming from one of the most sensitive people on the planet, so in that regard I guess I win the hypocrite tee shirt. Make mine 3XL!

Arby's has never failed. Never failed to disappoint me, give me heartburn, gas and that burning sensation from their cardboard-flavored conglomerate of preservatives, chemicals and parts of animals that years ago would have been either thrown out or fed to the hogs. Hey, maybe it still IS fed to the hogs. "Have you seen the little piggies in their starched white shirts?" (G Harrison)

Their roast beef isn't either roasted or as I can tell beef, unless you count beef noses, tongue, horns, hooves, cow udders, etc. which I guess TECHNICALLY are "beef" and it always tastes to me, with the gourmet tastebuds like not only cardboard, but BAD cardboard.

The latest is something they have the audacity to call the "Super Reuben." The taste is in the ball park, and I don't know what's really in it? But it's no Reuben. Who ever Reuben was is spinning in his grave saying "Why the world didn't I copyright the NAME!!!!?"

Never again. Famous last words.

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