Introducing Pet SIN! The dandy little gadget just between you and God. Pet Sin comes pre-assembled and is easily hidden in what USED to be your prayer closet. Now you can practice your OWN version of idolatry in the privacy of your own home, but why do that? Pet Sin comes with Jesus wink 'n' nod technology built right in and if ANYONE dares to call you on it (make you accountable) it comes with a super supply of handy little JUDGE NOTS. These little babies can be thrown from long distances or cut deep in close encounters. C'mon...be really rad in the 21st Century! Sin isn't just sin, get your PET Sin today!
(Battering not included)
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