People of America we must rise and unite! There is a most unfortunate comment people make when they want you to know that what they previously said was the 100% Truth. I know you have heard someone at some time utter the words, "Damn Skippy!" This is worse than a bigoted treatment of squirrels...it is well...TERRIBLE!
It's time for counter measures to take place at ONCE! Hear me, please, and heed my call for reform. From now on when you've said something that is absolutely true and you wish to emphasize it, do not say "Damn Skippy," no!
Say, "SAVE Skippy!" That's right, "SAVE Skippy!"
After all, what did Skippy ever do to you, other than deliver the most delicious, melt in your mouth peanut butter available. And don't give me that business about choosey mothers. Do you hear yourselves? They're MOTHERS! We HATE those mothers! You don't hear anyone say anything about them except an occasional, "I swear on my mother's grave!"
So please, in the name of all that is American, when you want to emphasize that what you say is true, say "Save Skippy!" and the world will be a better place (for you...and me...you just wait...and see, people now, put a little love in your heart, come on, now...put a little love in your heart...)
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